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February 28th, 2008
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I have nothing really intelligent to say,
...so I thought I would amuse you all with celebrity renditions of Spam subject lines that actually appear in my spam folder:

Martha Stewart: "Tired of a lackluster love life? Change your entire bedroom experience today!"

Rush Limbaugh: "Adding inches will never be this easy again - Proven effective enlargement solution."

Pokemon creator Satoshi Tajiri: "Tired of being lonely? With a nine inch monster, women will want you and men will envy you."

Papa Smurf: "My friends just don't measure up to me, because I am a full nine inches."

Oscar Meyer: "What you need is an award winning wiener."

Michael Jackson: "Girls will never look at you the same way again."

Aaron, first Levite Priest: "Make her gasp when you reveal your huge rod to her."

Stevie Ray Vaughn: "Your instrument works best when it's BIG."

Ronald Korenhof, CEO of the company that makes Mentos: "Feel the power in you after you have this!"

Apache Chief, superhero: "You have the potential to be really BIG."

Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor: "Want a tool in your pants that's the size of a power drill? Now you can."

Movie Preview Voice Don LaFontaine: "Hidden in your pants is a Hollywood story that's incredibly huge..." 

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From:[info]natchezwhistle
Date:February 28th, 2008 05:29 pm (UTC)

This is great!

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What a wonderful constructive use of spam mail!
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From:[info]a_kosmos
Date:February 28th, 2008 05:35 pm (UTC)
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I just got this: "Help StopPrematureEjaaculation" who would that be? Smokey the Bear?
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From:[info]gloucester
Date:February 28th, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
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I woulda said PeeWee Herman, but hey, either one works. (v)
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From:[info]merlekitty
Date:February 28th, 2008 07:36 pm (UTC)
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This is awesome! I had to send this to my coworkers here :)
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From:[info]myng_rabbyt
Date:February 28th, 2008 08:53 pm (UTC)

*is glad she wasn't drinking or eating*

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I LOL'd. I lollerskated. THIS IS AWESOME!
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From:[info]liamtheruiner
Date:February 28th, 2008 11:04 pm (UTC)
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well, your search for god is finally over.
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From:[info]gloucester
Date:February 29th, 2008 06:44 pm (UTC)
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See, I would have done one that was Shem themed, but they'd all have to be Samuel Jericho.

And if I did one that was Rocket House themed, they'd all have to be John Tree.
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